Mind Wanderings

  • when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
  • when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
  • when people on the internet want to kiss you: i look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly i am and that i'll die with 80 cats, approximately
  • when i want to kiss you: my tentacles thousandfold erupt with a mighty roar from my mouth cavity and surge towards you, engulfing your entire being. you try to scream but it is too late as you are dragged forcibly past my mandibles and swallowed whole. my appetite is sated. for now...
07/8/12
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